[/caption]You wouldn't buy our shitty cars.So we'll be taking your money anyway.
The Bailout. Coming this January.
You probably thought it was smart to buy a foreign import of superior quality, with better mileage and resale value. Maybe you even thought that years of market share loss might prod us into rethinking our process and redesigning our products with better quality in mind. But you forgot one thing: We spend a shitload of money on lobbyists. So now you're out $25 billion, plus the cost of your Suburu. Maybe next time you'll buy American like a real man. Either way, we're cool.
GM, Chrysler, Ford
We're The Big Three. We Don't Need to Compete.™
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